Hi! We’re The Urban Alchemist, and we’ve invited you here because you have pain and we fix pain!
It’s a match made in heaven!
Our mission is to help as many people get out of pain as possible.
Why? Because pain sucks.
And it stops humans from being their best. It makes us grumpy and anxious or shout-y and rude. We become bad partners, bad parents, bad employees and bad friends.
It even makes us bad to ourselves. We stop exercising and doing things we love and we exclude ourselves from participating in life.
Let us help you feel better.
To help us on our mission of helping as many people as possible get out of pain, we’re offering a super dooper deal.
We promise… if you’re in pain, you want this.
Our Holistic Spinal Assessment costs just 60 bucks, and for that fee, you’ll receive:
An initial consultation that includes:
- a full postural, orthopaedic and neurological examination
- xrays if required
A follow-up consultation that includes:
- a complete report of what we found so you know what’s going on in your body
- a full management plan so you understand what you can do about it
- your first chiropractic adjustment to get you on the road to recovery
No kidding, TWO chiropractic sessions and a chiropractic adjustment for $60.
You can’t beat that.
Even if you’ve tried everything before and nothing worked. We have a whole team of skilled therapists under one roof who work together to create incredible change.
Even if you’re scared of chiropractors, because we have loads of techniques that work wonders. Let us show you!
Even if you’ve had your pain for YEARS. We get great results every day with people who think they’re beyond help.
What have you got to lose?
Our team of chiropractors, acupuncturists and massage therapists have been helping clients feel their best for over 10 years. If we can’t help you, we’ll get you to someone who can.
What do clients come for help with?
Some of the people who’ve benefitted from our Holistic Spinal Assessment arrived with
- Lower back pain
- Neck pain, or a stiff neck (wry neck, torticollis)
- Headaches
- Muscle strains
- Joint sprains
- Shoulder pain
- Rib pain
- Painful arms, hands, feet and knees
- Instability in the joints
- ‘Clicky’ joints
- Muscle tension
- Back spasms
- Nerve pain, such as sciatica
- Tinnitus (ringing in the ears)
- Vertigo and dizziness
- Period pain
You’ll be meeting Dr Lauren Van Dyke, who is a freakin superstar chiropractor.
Come and see how we can help you, too.
Book Now
We can’t wait to meet you.
Fees
- First session AND second session all inclusive fee ~ $60
Hicaps private health insurance claiming may be available on your treatment. We recommend you contact your health fund to confirm your eligibility to claim.