Hey there, we’re Lauren and Tracy from The Urban Alchemist in North Carlton.
We’ve been helping people with frustrating, niggling neck and shoulder pain to feel better for more than ten years.
People with every-damn-day pain – the kind of pain doesn’t let up. The pain that stops you from concentrating on your job and makes you act like a jerk at home.
Ya know it?
Or maybe your family knows it. 😏
It’s kinda funny til it’s not funny any more.
You see, we’ve both been in your shoes.
In our spare time, one of us loves hitting the gym and the other loves going to gigs and dancing her ass off.
Can’t do that stuff with neck pain.
And we’ve both suffered.
It SUCKS, we know.
So we’re both super passionate about getting to the root of your pain, and helping you find a long-term solution.
One that really works.
If you’re looking for a quick fix, that’s not us.
Take a Panadol, seriously. It’s cheap and it’ll sort you out.
For today, at least.
But if you’re sick of feeling like A$$ and you’re ready for REAL change?
Keep reading, cos we’ve got you covered.
We want you to spring out of bed every morning ready to take on the day. Refreshed after a good 8 hours of awesome sleep. Body feeling freakin’ tip top. Hands up over your head, washing your hair in the shower like it ain’t no thang.
You’ll probably be singing James Brown, dancing around your kitchen feeling like you’re 16.
OMG, this sounds too good to be true.
Except it’s not.
Why we’re different from what you’ve tried before
The Urban Alchemist is a holistic wellness practice, which means we have loads of fantastic therapists in one place, and we work together to give you the best solution to your problem.
When you schedule to see us for your neck pain, we’ll get you to the right person who will know exactly what to do.
We see it so often – people who are great at whatever it is they do in the world, but don’t have the first clue about where to start with neck pain. They go to the GP, or the massage therapist, or the physio or whatever… and 6 weeks later, they’re frustrated and a bit poorer but they’re still in pain.
We hate this.
Let us help you get to the right therapist.
It doesn’t have to be this hard.
If we can’t help you, we’ll find someone who can.
So you can get back to living your best life, doing normal person things like the gym and dancing, and – ya know – turning your head in both directions, and so on.
Let us help you feel better.
Here’s how we do it
Our Holistic Spinal Assessment costs just 60 bucks, and for that fee, you’ll receive:
An initial consultation that includes:
✅ a full postural, orthopaedic and neurological examination
✅ xrays if required
✅ A follow-up consultation that includes:
✅ a complete report so you know what’s going on in your body
✅ a full management plan so you understand what you can do about it
✅ your first chiropractic adjustment to get you on the road to recovery
No kidding, TWO chiropractic sessions and a chiropractic adjustment for $60.
You can’t beat that.
Even if you’ve tried everything before and nothing worked. We have a whole team of skilled therapists under one roof who work together to create incredible change.
Even if you’re scared of chiropractors, because we have loads of techniques that work wonders. Let us show you!
Even if you’ve had your pain for YEARS. We get great results every day with people who think they’re beyond help.
What have you got to lose?
Our team of chiropractors, acupuncturists and massage therapists have been helping clients feel their best for over 10 years. If we can’t help you, we’ll get you to someone who can.
What do clients come for help with?
We work with people with neck pain, shoulder pain and headaches, and we also have clients come with all kinds of weird and wonderful problems.
Show us yours!
Lower back pain
Neck pain, or a stiff neck (wry neck, torticollis)
Headaches
Muscle strains
Joint sprains
Shoulder pain
Rib pain
Painful arms, hands, feet and knees
Instability in the joints
‘Clicky’ joints
Muscle tension
Back spasms
Nerve pain, such as sciatica
Tinnitus (ringing in the ears)
Vertigo and dizziness
Period pain
You’ll be meeting Dr Lauren Van Dyke, who is a freakin superstar chiropractor.
Come and see how we can help you. And remember, whatever the right therapy is for your condition, we’ll get you there.
We can’t wait to meet you!
Fees
First session AND second session all inclusive fee ~ $60
Hicaps private health insurance claiming may be available on your treatment. We recommend you contact your health fund to confirm your eligibility to claim.
